One can only imagine where the roots of puns are hidden. "This is not a game, ... Debt has become a part of who we are. “But you just accepted that last girl’s hundred,” I reasoned. If you have a decision to make about whether or not you can buy groceries at the market or whether or not you're going to make a bad movie, you're going to make a bad movie." "I probably made a few pictures I shouldn't have done, but I have four sons and I have to pay the rent. All the funniest grocery store puns of all time as well as shopping puns and supermarket puns; The supermarket checkout girl accused .. I thought blimey, it must be convincingWas going to buy a rare spider from a pet shop, then I realised I could pick one up on the web…I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any…And you can have a joke like these delivered on the hour, every hour now by following us on Grocery Store Jokes: Check out supermarket puns, shopping cart humor, stock laughter, fresh food jokes, paper or plastic puns and gross grocer jokes. “So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “Her hands are just slightly smaller than yours.” “Will there be anything else?” the salesgirl asked as she wrapped the gloves. “Now that you mention it,” he replied, “she also needs a bra and panties.”“Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. To help you out in that regard, we're spilling the beans on some of the best coffee puns around. "We trust something in a grocery store and assume it's good. Also, check out our other funny joke categories. I went into the shop and said to the person working behind the counter, “Have you got your pumps on?” She said, “No, I’m wearing Ugg Boots.”Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. “It had her phone number on it.”A shopkeeper just tried to sell me Supergirl, Lara Croft and Wonder Woman. - Unknown Broken puppets for sale. The employee asked her what brand she would like. The crook looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. If they hit me one more time, I won’t open the store!”What is cheaper and more effective than a psychiatrist? Or perhaps it was the era of the Renaissance when people just couldn't Handel the music of Handel?

"I got the name Slash because I used to work in a grocery store and I was in charge of reducing prices for really big sales." I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. Oh, and by the way: as far as we can determine, most of the businesses listed here are still operating. Absolutely hillarious puns! I deserve it because I breathe air.'" Shopping for puns. Barbara Farfan is a former retail industry writer for The Balance Everyday. Girls love it, guys usually hate it. "Some people meet people in the grocery store, but I get my tomatoes and I'm out." It's fun." "If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. Funny insights and fun quotes about supermarkets and shopping in grocery stores are not interesting only to retail industry evangelists or the When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.

"My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car."

He doesn’t remember a lot.Ever since buying a digital camera, I can only think of it’s positive points. On one hand, it's just so flattering. It was the day of the big sale. “No,” she replied,” but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.”I’ve bought one of those memory foam cushions, but I can’t remember where I put it.In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. "I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go in and shop for what I need for the day. While buying groceries is nothing but a necessary chore to many, there are many who have a fun and funny perspective about the menial task of grocery shopping. Warning: Spend with Caution! On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again. "Even if we give parents all the information they need and we improve school meals and build brand new supermarkets on every corner, none of that matters if when families step into a Apr 5, 2014 - Explore acturner0788's board "Shop Name Puns" on Pinterest.

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